April 2012
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The LACMA elevators are the most terrifying...
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So basically my dad had to get Cancer just so I...
Ahhhhh, America.
As I walk toward the city in search of the Heroin money, I consider the lesson...
– Brandon Novak (via danger-ehren-aka-who)
Teenagers are fucking stupid. Trust me I KNOW
I just heard the news about teenagers getting high on hand sanitizer. Well one time when I was a stupid 16 year old I drank this shit once thinking that it would work. I also used to huff computer cleaner like that girl from intervention that the Internet makes fun of (but that’s a whole other story) Hand sanitizer is not meant to be ingested and this is why..
I vaguely remember one day in...
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Got my dad a Handicap Placard for his car
Now I can park wherever I want in his car because fuck my legs.
Chad's 40 and he has a nose ring LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
goldgirl1215:
moshslosh:
Eh I’ll let that slide because he’s Chad fucking Ginsburg and he still looks like a 25 year old & can do no wrong. Mmmhmm.
haha I’d be afraid to take it out at this point! He did it himself at least 20 years ago. I wonder if the hole would even close
Agreed, there’s no turning back now hahaha.
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Chad's 40 and he has a nose ring LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eh I’ll let that slide because he’s Chad fucking Ginsburg and he still looks like a 25 year old & can do no wrong. Mmmhmm.
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just fyi:
circeswildthings:
colin farrell has my favorite celebrity sextape because
his accent
he’s got great junk
at the end he addresses the white cat in the corner who has been watching the whole time
Also he curses throughout the whole thing (HIGH AS FUCK), he complements the girls vagina & he was fucking to the humpty hump + a P Diddy song (LOLOLOL). Besides the hot Colin sex, it’s a...
The world is truly going to shit. Don’t you miss the days of when our biggest...
– Jess Margera (via chocolate-milk-motel)
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WE TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD, CRAIG.
NOT JUST THE CITY, THE WORLD
THEY NEED SECURITY IN THE WORLD CRAIG. SHIT.
Where'sTheJustice?: Deron Miller Facebook Q&A →
goldgirl1215:
moshslosh:
I would love to know why they decided to recruit a new lead singer instead of simply having Chad take over. I, for one, was surprised when they took the direction they did as I fully expected Chad to simply assume frontman duties full-time. Was it a matter of practicality (maybe Chad can’t/doesn’t…
What a pompous asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!
Without Jess’ “thin...
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Deron Miller Facebook Q&A
I would love to know why they decided to recruit a new lead singer instead of simply having Chad take over. I, for one, was surprised when they took the direction they did as I fully expected Chad to simply assume frontman duties full-time. Was it a matter of practicality (maybe Chad can’t/doesn’t want to sing everything), artistic (CKY has a history of having two guitar players/lead...
Yo! MTV Raps was that show.
Classic stuff.
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Yesterday I waited in a hospital clinic for three-fucking-asshole hours with my parents so the pulmonary doctor could tell us that there’s nothing they can do about my dad’s lungs since his cancer is very advanced and he basically has 5-6 months left to live. Chemo is his only hope.
That means that by this fall near my birthday in October my dad will be gone. For good.
I’ve...
The Oatmeal: My comic about online gaming as a... →
oatmeal:
A lot of people seem grumpy about my latest comic about online gaming as a girl.
I wasn’t implying that girls suck at games. I was implying two things:
When girls play, often times no one takes them seriously.
If they screw up, often times the room is filled with lonely dudes who say things…
People got mad at that comic? Well this makes sense actually. Whenever I play and...
The best thing about getting older is being secure with the fact that whatever...