“As I walk toward the city in search of the Heroin money, I consider the lesson that had been inflicted on my niece and nephew: In trust, they will find lies. In relationships, they will experience manipulation. In love, they will encounter pain. And this is what they would forever remember, that I, their mother’s half brother, Uncle Brandon, had taught them about life.”—Brandon Novak (via danger-ehren-aka-who)
I just heard the news about teenagers getting high on hand sanitizer. Well one time when I was a stupid 16 year old I drank this shit once thinking that it would work. I also used to huff computer cleaner like that girl from intervention that the Internet makes fun of (but that’s a whole other story) Hand sanitizer is not meant to be ingested and this is why..
I vaguely remember one day in 10th grade I was fucking desperate, bored & looking for a cheap high because I didn’t feel like going to math class. This guy I was interested in at the time handed me a tiny bottle of purell, and told me that this should do the trick. I gave him this look like “are you fucking kidding me” and I thought it over for a few minutes. I just took the bottle, said fuck it and started chugging. There was this one Spanish teacher that I loved and let us crash at her class whenever someone didn’t have anywhere to go. So we went and crashed with her for the whole period.
About 15-20 minutes into the period I start feeling incredibly woozy. I start seeing double and my hands start trembling. I know that once you drink a glass of alcohol, you don’t feel anything until you’re 3-4 glasses in but this fucking purell kicked in immediately in my body. I tell my guy friend that something doesn’t feel right and I want to force vomit this crap out of my body. I run to the bathroom and just puke like no tomorrow. 2 minutes later I start having a nose bleed and now I’m panicking and crying on the floor of this fucking bathroom. I didn’t want to see the nurse because I was scared and couldn’t walk so I started drinking tons of water and just prayed to god that this would pass. An hour later it was lunch and I felt sorta better so I just took it easy, ditched this guy and just went about my day with a huge headache and puke breath.
And that is why you should NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER drink hand sanitizer you fucking stupid teenagers. I actually thought I was going to pass out in the toilet at any second. I want to punch teenage me in the face.
Ugh I was a moron. I hate reminiscing over shit like this.
colin farrell has my favorite celebrity sextape because
he’s got great junk
at the end he addresses the white cat in the corner who has been watching the whole time
Also he curses throughout the whole thing (HIGH AS FUCK), he complements the girls vagina & he was fucking to the humpty hump + a P Diddy song (LOLOLOL). Besides the hot Colin sex, it’s a hilarious tape. He looks like a fun lay.
I would love to know why they decided to recruit a new lead singer instead of simply having Chad take over. I, for one, was surprised when they took the direction they did as I fully expected Chad to simply assume frontman duties full-time. Was it a matter of practicality (maybe Chad can’t/doesn’t…
What a pompous asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!
Without Jess’ “thin wall of bread” he would be NOTHING. Still playing shitty clubs/bars/basements and working at UPS. He is the worst fucking person I swear. It sucks to see it go down like this but I have high hopes for the band now that he’s out.
I would love to know why they decided to recruit a new lead singer instead of simply having Chad take over. I, for one, was surprised when they took the direction they did as I fully expected Chad to simply assume frontman duties full-time. Was it a matter of practicality (maybe Chad can’t/doesn’t want to sing everything), artistic (CKY has a history of having two guitar players/lead personalities), or what? - CHAD IS INSECURE EVEN THOUGH HE’S A GREAT TALET BUT HE CANT SING AND PLAY GUITAR AT THE SAME TIME UNLESS ITS A SONG HE WROTE.
Did they speculate about fan/media response in the course of their decision-making process? - THERE ISNT ENOUGH FAN/MEDIA RESPONSE TO WORRY RIGHT NOW.
A lot of debates have raged online regarding their writing and recording process. How exactly did that work in the past, and how will it work in the future? How do they respond to Deron’s long-time claims that he wrote everything and was “tortured by [Chad’s] bad ideas”? - I WROTE EVERYTHING. CHAD’S IDEAS WERE GREAT…BUT THE IDEAS WERE NOT CONSIDERED “SONGWRITING” THEY WERE ACTUALLY “PRODUCTION” AND HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT HE WANTED AND PROBABLY WANTS…ALL THE CREDIT.
CKY has shown a trend of dumping on their previous record when promoting a new release, which is typically characterized as their greatest achievement to date. In other words, tomorrow’s best album always becomes yesterday’s worst. Has the band fallen out of love with Carver City, as we might expect, and does this explain their stated aim to return to a simpler sound? - CARVER CITY RULES…ITS THE BEST CKY ALBUM. THERE WONT BE ANOTHER CKY ALBUM AND IF THERE IS, GOOD GOD PLEASE CHANGE THE NAME OF MY BAND!
From a PR perspective, what motivated their decision to virtually ignore Deron’s very public and very vocal criticisms? Did they consult a manager or some other third-party? Are they concerned about the affect Deron’s anger and the band’s silence has had on the fan base? - JESS AND CHAD HAVE IGNORED ME FOR YEARS. THEYVE HATRED ME FOPR A LONG TIME NOW BECAUSE IM THE MEAT BEHIND THEIR THIN WALL OF BREAD. INSTEAD OF EMBRACING IT, THEY RESENTED IT. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
What are their thoughts on sustaining the interest of the public and their long-time fans? What strategies do they use to overcome fan disappointment when a project fails to come out (e.g., An Answer Can Be Found vinyl, box set, tab book/video, etc.) - CY IS A ROCK BAND N 2012…NO ONE CARES. SAD BUT TRUE.
In 2010 and 2011, CKY dismissed the album format as obsolete and advocated releasing singles every few months instead of an album every few years as a more viable and profitable production strategy. Despite this, only one single (Afterworld) was released. Where did the band struggle with the singles strategy? Will they return to focusing on albums as their primary production format, or will the new CKY try the singles strategy again? Why? - THWE SIGLES STRATEGY SUFFERED CUZ THE AFTERWORL VIDEO IS FUNNY NOT COOL AND NO ONE BOUGHT THE SINGLE!!! GOD BLESS ‘EM…GUYS, BRING MY BAND BACK!!!!!!
LOL Shut up, Deron. You destroyed your own band. Wanna get the band back together? MAN UP AND QUIT BLAMING PEOPLE FOR YOUR OWN MISTAKES ASSHOLE. And he says Chad is the insecure one? Lulz. Funny that for so many years Chad was the outspoken drunk and oh how the tables have turned. I’m happy that Daniel Davies is in the band and I’m pumped to hear the new shit now that Deron isn’t holding them back. So what if CKY isn’t the same anymore. Accept the change, Alliance. I have. And quit sticking up for someone who obviously doesn’t give a fuck about his own band & band members anymore. Fuck Deron, good riddance.
Yesterday I waited in a hospital clinic for three-fucking-asshole hours with my parents so the pulmonary doctor could tell us that there’s nothing they can do about my dad’s lungs since his cancer is very advanced and he basically has 5-6 months left to live. Chemo is his only hope.
That means that by this fall near my birthday in October my dad will be gone. For good.
I’ve heard cancer patients mention to not take what the Doctors say seriously because they say that to most patients and sometimes miracles happen. We need a miracle. Something. Anything. You have no idea. I hope to god my dad can beat this. I don’t want to lose him. Not now.
A lot of people seem grumpy about my latest comic about online gaming as a girl.
I wasn’t implying that girls suck at games. I was implying two things:
When girls play, often times no one takes them seriously.
If they screw up, often times the room is filled with lonely dudes who say things…
People got mad at that comic? Well this makes sense actually. Whenever I play and dudes find out that I’m a girl I get the usual “tits or gtfo” or “dayum you sound fuckin hot what up”. You can play without the mic guys, remember?