October 2011
My home Internet connection sucks dick.
September 2011
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YOU GUYS, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS
WOOOOOOOOP.
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What pisses me off
I fucking hate the random people on twitter who make egg accounts and accuse people of stealing tweets. And it’s not just egg accounts, it’s also other users who claim you stole a tweet from a week or a month ago, when really it’s the same joke but written differently a month or two later. Guess what, people are going to write the same damn joke. It happens all the time. Yes, its...
Hey! Monopoly is back at McDonald’s! Although you’re probably just going to win a breakfast sandwich or a small soda, I think the real prizes are obesity and high cholesterol.
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“I’m at a point where..i don’t care what anyone else is doing. I don’t give a...”
– DMX (via charlestheriot)
No matter what gender or what I decide to name my child, the first time I hold them I will immediately drag my thumb across their head, raise them in the air and say SIMBA.
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iPod touch crashed. Everything is gone. I want to...
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Heading to the LA County fair
Probably won’t be tweeting as much but posting random fair pics on here if I can.
PIGGIES AND COWS AND GREASY FRIED FOOD HERE COMES ME!
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Unpopular opinion: Bridesmaids
I finally saw this movie and I honestly laughed a few times. The only reason why I kept watching and didn’t turn off was because the fart humor/ jokes were ok. Melissa McCarthy was hilarious and Jon Hamm looked so fucking hot I couldn’t stand it holy shit unf…. Anyway, the rivalry between Kristen wiig’s character and Rose Byrne’s character was so unbelievable and lame...
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Rob Delaney: My Tweets About Marijuana →
robdelaney:
I’ve received a lot of praise for my anti-pot tweets, so I thought it might be useful to compile them. Amazing how powerful they are when you take them all in at once:
just found out a guy i thought was a friend does marijuana
guys i did marijuana 7x in high school trust me you don’t…
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We are all Troy Davis...
jamdizzle:
Absolutely terrifying that you can die for a crime based solely on witness testimony, even after 7 of the 9 admitted they lied.
It could happen to anyone.
“Look, I have airport socks on, there’s puke on my shoes, I’m still hungover from...”
– Bam Margera (via hp-parviainen)
Naps make the world go round
