June 2011
Jun 1st
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May 2011
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“If excuses were mooses we’d SHOOT EM AND KILL EM!”
– Chad I Ginsburg (I fucking love this guy)
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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“A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.”
– RIP Jeff Conaway - one of the greats.
May 27th
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May 27th
557 notes
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I feel so accomplished when I fill up an entire...
Yup.
May 26th
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I FUCKING HATE FINALS WEEK. FUCKING HATE IT.
May 26th
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May 25th
1 tag
I'm horrible
There’s something heart-wrenchingly difficult about throwing away old greeting cards, even if they say something as simple as “Happy Birthday! Love Grandpa” I feel like an asshole.
May 25th
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May 24th
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Dissapointed
Lady GaGa has finally peaked. I hate her new album. It’s full of euro trash and it sounds like Rammstein covering Ace of Base. I actually like her and think shes a genius when it comes to hooks but I wish she would stop trying so fucking hard and go back to the early 2008-2009 days. In my opinion, She just peaked WAY too early and that’s a very bad sign in the music industry. ...
May 23rd
May 22nd
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No matter what car insurance company you use, you...
May 22nd
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ListenSong of the day
May 21st
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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"College gives women a license to sleep with...
May 20th
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May 19th
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Shopping log
I saw dinosaur themed juices at the grocery store earlier. One was named Berrydactyl which was pretty good word play. Grape-a-don was a stretch, but I’ll allow it. But Stegosaurus Orange? Clearly they said just fuck it on that one.
May 19th
May 18th
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May 18th
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Break some hearts and rip some farts!
May 17th
May 17th
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May 16th
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"Dancing in the streets" by David Bowie and Mick...
May 16th
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May 15th
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HOLY SHIT, THE RETURN OF AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!
YOU FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT SNL!
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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North America in my opinion
Mexico is like the United States little brother, he gets the “hand me downs” of the US and he’s always trying to be sneaky and be apart of whatever the US is doing. Canada is the older boring brother that nobody cares about anymore.
May 13th
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May 13th
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3 tags
May 13th
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I wish Brandon Dicamillo was on twitter. He would...
Sigh….
May 13th
May 12th
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Mood swinger
I’ve been so unbelievably moody these past couple of days. PMS takes a strange hold on me because I can never think straight, ESPECIALLY when finals are right around the corner and I’m starving every 5 minutes. I guess the only good thing that has come out of this is that I had one of my best tweets ever this month on favstar and that came out of depression LULZ!!
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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1 tag
May 11th
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Just tried to spell hippopatamus with my phone and it wasn’t in it’s spell check. Well if my phone can’t spell it, then I shouldn’t be accountable for correctly spelling that asshole word either.
May 10th
May 10th
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GO FUCK YOURSELF, AUNT FLO.
May 10th
UGH
Fuck you, fast clock in class. Everyday you’re eight minutes fast and you toy with my emotions. I hate you with all of my soul.
May 9th
May 9th
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Y'know, ever since Khloé & Lamar started airing,...
Coincidence? ……I THINK NOT.
May 8th
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May 8th
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