Lady GaGa has finally peaked. I hate her new album. It’s full of euro trash and it sounds like Rammstein covering Ace of Base. I actually like her and think shes a genius when it comes to hooks but I wish she would stop trying so fucking hard and go back to the early 2008-2009 days. In my opinion, She just peaked WAY too early and that’s a very bad sign in the music industry.
"College gives women a license to sleep with anyone, drink as much as they can, do as many drugs as they want to. After all, when they graduate, they will move away to a place where their reputation is a clean slate. Then they can settle down with the right guy who will never find out they were dirty, filthy, disgusting whores for four years of their lives." -Brandon Novak
I saw dinosaur themed juices at the grocery store earlier. One was named Berrydactyl which was pretty good word play. Grape-a-don was a stretch, but I’ll allow it. But Stegosaurus Orange? Clearly they said just fuck it on that one.
Mexico is like the United States little brother, he gets the “hand me downs” of the US and he’s always trying to be sneaky and be apart of whatever the US is doing. Canada is the older boring brother that nobody cares about anymore.
I’ve been so unbelievably moody these past couple of days. PMS takes a strange hold on me because I can never think straight, ESPECIALLY when finals are right around the corner and I’m starving every 5 minutes. I guess the only good thing that has come out of this is that I had one of my best tweets ever this month on favstar and that came out of depression LULZ!!