May 2011
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April 2011
Apr 30th
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FAST FIVE WAS AWESOME
This movie surprised the hell out of me AND everyone else in the movie theater. I’ve seen all the other movies because my stupid cousins are fans so don’t judge me. This is the 5th fucking movie and it was amazing. Wow. Very good improvements, screenwriters!!
Apr 30th
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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I just wanna sew some hair on Prince Williams...
Apr 29th
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Fuck the Royal Wedding
NO MORE STEVE CARELL ON THURSDAY NIGHTS :’((
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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My professor spoke words that truly touched my...
“There will be no final for this course.”
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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Human CentiPad
Fucking disgusting. Still loved it tho.
Apr 28th
Pres. Obama is officially releasing a copy of his...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Ugh
So I still don’t have health insurance and I cant get a student loan yet BUT all people are worried about is a god damn BIRTH CERTIFICATE? Stay classy, America..
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
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Today is the last day of spring break and I did...
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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I wonder if I'm the only one who sometimes forgets...
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
If you give me a piece of paper telling me to 'Go...
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Annoying
The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you’ll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says “Ok, it’s later!”.
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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The best newscasts are when politicians feud with rappers, and the news anchor has to quote a lyric like “gangsta bitches” in his uptight news voice.
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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“If everyone had a dad like me, no one would have sex tapes.”
– Tina Fey, Letterman 4/15/11  Yes, a sex tape. The height of depravity. Here’s a quick list of things that annoy me about Tina Fey (in no particular order): 1. Her regular allusions to a joyless and uninteresting sex life. ep1.6 Jenna Maroney: How’s the sex? Liz Lemon: Fast and only on...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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1st day of spring break and I'm so fucking bored...
Apr 18th
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People on TV always give such accurate descriptions of criminals to sketch artists. I look at myself every chance I get and I don’t think I could get my own face right.
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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Is there anything worse than pants that are too...
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Oh my god, shut the fuck up Michael Steele.
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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I hate when I bite dead skin off my lip and I go from thinking, “I’m going to stop looking like a freak with dead lip-skin” to “Fuck - my lip is bleeding!”
Apr 14th
HOW IN THE FUCK IS PRINCE 58 YEARS OLD?!
HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A 30 YEAR OLD.
Apr 14th
Apr 13th
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Why Benicio? Why? Why? YOU KNOW BETTER!!!
Always use a condom kids.
Apr 13th