April 2011
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"This man has had dildos thrown at his face" --...
Conan to Johnny Knoxville
March 2011
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6 years ago, when my little cousins were younger (who are fraternal twins boy/girl) they would crawl, roll, sit and talk to each other ALL the time in their dadadadada language. BETTER THAN THE TWIN BOYS FYI.
We would be fucking world superstars right now if we had portable video and we posted those videos earlier. Goddamnit.
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Guest tweeting??
Really? It’s come to that? If i had to leave twitter for a couple of days, I’d rather delete my fucking account than have someone think or write for me.
…And I thought people didn’t care about followers..
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Oh my god I love Jenelle's moms accent
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Song of the day
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Random Thought
Just be yourself… unless yourself is awful, boring, needy, smelly, annoying, picky, opinionated, ugly, dumb, bad at sports or anything else that would make me like you less.
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Woah Woah Woah..
Trey Parker is a STEPDAD?
(apparently he’s been divorced for two years now. His new girlfriend has a 10 yr old son WHAAAAT?)
And Matt Stone is married, with a 1-year old son WHAAAAAT?!
…oh how the times have changed.
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I always wondered why this pretty asian girl (Kimi...
It was TOO good to be true, SHE WAS IMAGINARY!
FOREVER ALONE PETER COUGHIN’
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I need to get to New York..
Must see “The Book Of Mormon” NOW!
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Eric Stonestreet is awesome.
Not feelin' classes today :\
IF CARL'S JR LEAVES CALIFORNIA I WILL MURDER.
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The weather is SHIT outside.
Why are other people’s food pantries always more appetizing than your own?
Black Swan was weirder the 2nd time around.
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I feel like my entire generation can be summed up in six words from a Nirvana song:
“Here we are now, entertain us.”
“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy...”
– Dave Grohl on Ryan Murphy: ‘F-ck That Guy’ | Vulture
(via popculturebrain)
amen! (via steveagee)
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Happy green beer day!
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There needs to be an ice cream flavor that’s cookie dough AND cookies ‘n cream in the same container. They can call it “A Really Good Time.”
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I'm at a loss for words..
Hip-hop has lost another legend, RIP Nate Dogg.
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Seth Macfarlane can get it.
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This time change fucking SUCKS.
