January 2012
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Hey
I probably won’t be on the remainder of the night but I just wanted to say happy new year tumblr! Thanks for following me and sticking around all year. It’s funny because I’ve had this tumblr open since 2010 but I just started using it till this year. Haha. Anyway, I’m glad that I can be myself on this blog since I’m a jokey asshole on twitter and I thank all of those...
Jan 1st
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December 2011
AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked: Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you. Be safe and...
Dec 31st
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I don't even feel like doing anything tonight
If I drink, my cold and sore throat will get worse and tomorrow will be the worst fucking day ever. I don’t even want to think about that hangover. If I don’t drink, I will have the worst night ever watching my friends have fun while I sit in the corner with a headache and runny nose. I can’t stand loud noises & drunk people when I’m sober. Happy 2012 amirite?
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Glad Novak is a free man today after 10 months in jail. I’m still happy that he replied to both of my letters in October. Hopefully he’ll quit fucking up from here on out, but we’ll just have to wait and see. Radio Bam will be interesting again FINALLY.
Dec 30th
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Listenkamikazepaperairplane: The Mamas and the Papas,...
Dec 30th
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"It's called a fucking fever, and I'm not GOIN"
Looks like I’m gonna be sick one last time before the new year. My body aches, runny nose won’t quit and my throat is sore. Rad. This is 2011’s last ‘fuck you’ to me.
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RadioShack customer service CAN SUCK MY DICK
Worst claim department ever. EVER. I am filled with raaaaaaage. Holy fuck. Fuck.
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It’s weird that 12 (or so) years ago I was watching “Are You Afraid Of The Dark” on a tiny television in a one bedroom apartment. Now fast forward 12 years and I’m watching the same exact show in my own room on a flat screen television. Ah, nostalgia.
Dec 28th
I will play the smallest violin for Deron Miller
chocolate-milk-motel: moshslosh: Keep livin’ in your Denial bro, sucks that you’ve become a douche. Thanks for the memories! He was always kind of a douche though. Just more now because he’s in his own little world that the shit he pulled at Reading was “acceptable.” I agree. But he’s in so much denial now it’s ridiculous. He really thinks that sabotaging your own show because...
Dec 28th
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I will play the smallest violin for Deron Miller
Keep livin’ in your Denial bro, sucks that you’ve become a douche. Thanks for the memories!
Dec 28th
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VEAL SCALLOPINI RHYMES WITH LAMBORGHINI
WHERE IS IT?!
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Need to stop watching horror movies
I wish my hearing ability would not become so keen when I’m alone and terrified.
Dec 27th
Listenenigmaticlesbian: A Tribe Called Quest -...
Dec 27th
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LOVE & HIP-HOP IS MY SHOW THO
FIGHTS ALL THE TIME.
Dec 27th
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Parents are gone celebrating their anniversary in...
Let the drinking commence! LOLJK I’m gonna go walk my dogs LOLJK I’m going back to bed.
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Dec 25th
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ListenBest Christmas song ever.
Dec 25th
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I have $100 in Starbucks money. Yes. Really.
All I got for Christmas were these awesome black boots & $300. AND a hangover! Rad. Merry Christmas Tumblr! Love you guys
Dec 25th
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THANKS FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS EVE, FEDEX
FUCK THE 27TH.
Dec 25th